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TwoPermitsDoNotEqualALicense
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There is a comment some random person wrote on a Baltimore City Paper post that says Freddie had just had spinal surgery a few days before his arrest and had been getting payments from some insurance company for a neck injury. Literally every hillbilly in the area is sharing it like it’s definitely true. I fucking

Thanks for sharing. My Dad died less than two months ago. He had left me the sweetest voicemail on my birthday and then some stupid software update deleted it. It absolutely kills me that I’ll never hear it again. Ugh.

Saw this song on SNL and I friggin loved it! No idea that Dev Hynes did Everything is Embarrassing too, another one of my faves.

I can vouch for this...

Nailed it.

Well aren't you a special little snowflake!!

Anyone have experience with losing their Dad young? I am 30 and he died suddenly a week ago. He was my greatest friend and biggest influence

That's a lot like my plan but mine has more fried potatoes, masturbation and booze before the suicide part.

Thanks for trying to save my life but I live in a fucking city so I'm DOOMED.

Safest bet is to avoid brands sold in your average grocery store. Spend a little more on food now and you'll save a lot on vet bills later on, I learned this the very, very hard way. There are some really good affordable brands, like Merrick's Whole Earth Farms.

Ugh. We had a healthy 5yo dog that had liver failure seemingly out of nowhere after feeding her a new food. Did everything we could to try to save her. We eventually had to say goodbye and put her to sleep after it was clear her liver was done working and she no longer had any quality of life. This was a respected

This is great, Mark, but it doesn't help the regret of eating an entire (family sized!) bag of cheese curls in bed last night.

Mark, when you post shit like "Something about Iggy Australia," you are simultaneously pretending to be above that particular type of gossip while forcing the reader to give clicks to websites that don't deserve it, thinking it might be something interesting. With love, knock it the fuck off. No one's curing cancer

I was seriously listening to this song as this story popped up in my news feed

Goddd it was SO boring. The Hurt Locker for dummies is the best description I've seen for it. Also...that was Sienna Miller?!

"Love and light." Especially on a work email? Are you fucking kidding me with that nonsense? GROW UP, CHILD.

I friggin LOVED Baby Mama!!!

This makes no sense.

I will never understand why Netflix is a thing. We've had it for three months and every time we look for a movie we end up just paying for one through Google Play and using ChromeCast. Even Prime has better movies for free. Prime! Come on, Netflix.