Sugar Bear wasn't the child molester :-/

I LIVE for this shit. Every year I laugh so hard that it sounds like I'm sobbing and my husband looks at me like I'm a terrible person.

I don't even completely understand how it's possible to be that handsome

Jesus Christ, Jezebel. This pile on is actually making me feel sorry for this beautiful idiot. Are you paid per mention or something? Fuck! There is SO MUCH going on in the world right now, let alone in the US and THIS bullshit is what you're choosing to waste 1 million words per day on? A bunch of rich people…

It's weird that I have all the evidence I need that shows Michael Pitt is an asshole but I still really love Michael Pitt.

For reals tho, why does it seem like she started puberty and then just, like, stopped...

Seriously, this is just the weirdest fucking thing ever.

So they're liars AND stupid?

Hubba hubba...and there's two of them!!

lolol at someone who apparently "really likes rap" and has no idea who Killer Mike is.

I really enjoyed this comment

He's hot, sure, but he's lacks the "sexy." Chris Pratt has the sexy.

...is she like a magical drug fairy or something?

Hey can we get someone to go over and check on Isha?

This woman mentions drugs and sex so much in her songs that I think she has probably never actually done drugs or had (good) sex. QUIT TRYING SO HARD.

Oh. Brooklyn. Never mind then.

Where does this chick live in Baltimore that her rent is only $450?! Even with roommates that's low af!

But seriously, you completely and totally embody the American sense of self. Shove whatever you can down your sweaty throat even if it means it was the result of torture to another living thing because YAAASSSS FUCK NATURE ANIMALS WERE PUT HERE FOR MY ENJOYMENT!! I bet you're gonna celebrate Columbus day super hard. …

Not a ton of self awareness around here, eh?

And somehow you've managed to seem like even more of an asshole than her!!