Her expression is just SO fucking perfect. You can just hear her saying "the FUCK are you talking about?"

Even after I spelled avocado wrong! You're a peach 😊

I paid $8 for "avacado toast" in Baltimore this past week. I am part of the problem and I'm sorry.

I think bald men are repulsive so, what, they should just wear hats all the time to avoid offending my delicate sensibilities? Do you realize how childish that sounds?

I mean what kind of entitled little brat thinks they should get to live in a world where they never have to look at things they deem unpleasant? Grow the fuck up fast, my friend, or the world is gonna deal you a whole hell of a lot of pain.

What??k

No. Nope.

I seriously thought I could share an opinion without people jumping down my throat. I literally said it was just my opinion, I didn't say anyone else was wrong. I guess the irony is completely lost on you. The girls used to lean against the bathroom door and turn off the lights while the rest would punch me in the…

I'm sorry my opinion differs from yours, you don't have to go and bully me about it. lol

I've been thinking a lot about why the spotlight has been on bullying as of late and can't help but think that this HAS to be about the coddling they say gets worse and worse with every generation. I remember being called an ugly dyke/slut/fugly bitch in middle school, going home to my mother to complain about it and…

Hrmm. I work with addicts of all varieties and that picture of him makes me think...there was much more than booze involved. Don't get me wrong, alcohol abuse can make you look horrid but the physical effects wouldn't be that drastic from alcohol alone, especially at his age. Maybe he's the exception, who knows. …

Yeah, I have no idea what is considered shade about any of this.

Interesting. Could they maybe be doing this tour together as one last hurrah/way to pull in a shit ton of money before the divorce? I don't see why she wouldn't wait a little longer to remove the tattoo if that were the case, though...

Not that it really matters but the school is Glen Burnie High School and also this story ruined my morning with all the sadness. The look on that poor girl's face kills me. Ugh.

How do you deal with knowing you won't have children when your parents desperately want Grandchildren? It is the only dark cloud looming over me and it's a heavy one. I have one sibling and she's decidedly against children too. My parents are such kind and giving people, I feel like a failure for not giving them…

I totally agree, when I see a "nice" brand of dog food start to advertise all of the sudden, I get suspicious. Not to mention they have sales people stationed in every major pet store in the country to try to convince you to buy their food. I bought one bag during my pup's puppy training classes at a Petsmart (dont…

And no cuddling or feelings? Sign me the fuck up!!

My dog adores the Duck flavor of Taste of the Wild but unfortunately it wreaks havoc on her tummy so I had to switch.

Welp, my day is ruined. I can't stand my money going to people like that. Back to Orijen it is, I guess!