My friends and I all gave each other $100 for our weddings. We were young and broke and, actually, at the time, $100 was not a small amount of money for any of us. F this B!!!

What in the name of all that is holy were the members of One Direction doing in a shithole like Glen Burnie, Maryland? You've never even seen white trash until you take a drive through that town. Yeesh.

Playing in the mud and building forts instead of wearing princess dresses is not a sad childhood, truuuust me.

That's what I meant, really. I might be weirded out by seeing someone pump gas in a hat made from a dead fox's face. I do find them all quite pretty, I just didn't realize people would want to wear them in every day life.

Well to each his own, I am fairly lazy in the fashion department and I only really wear heels to work so you can see why this is something a little beyond my comprehension.

Like, for every day activities or like the Renn Fest?

OK, yeah, I definitely understand that. I just can't imagine walking into Target to see a fellow shopper wearing a gigantic velvet cape.

......people exist that want to dress like this??

LOL you are terrible and I laughed

She was just sort of shocked as we all were. I felt so bad for her. He was such a prick.

LOL I was more of a Tori Amos girl and, yes, I was a weird kid.

What the hell did that poor sea lion do to deserve to have to listen to the Backstreet Boys?!

Can't stand Kroll's comedy "style" but he does seem like he's probably a pretty nice guy in real life. Also, true story: I was in line to get John Mayer's autograph when I was around 15 and going down the line he was giving everyone hugs until he came to a slightly overweight girl, she went to hug him and he was like…

I am in the midst of experiencing something very similar to what you experienced with your cousin. Drunk and on Chantix with young kids, everything seemingly fine and he just went and killed himself out of nowhere. It's mind boggling.

Ok, I'm from Baltimore and this kid has been making noise for a few years now. He's nothing more than an attention hound. If we stop writing about him, he will go away. If we don't, he will be the next Rush Limbaugh. Ignore this little geek PLEASE.

My husband didn't really "get it" until we had been dating for a couple of years and I was able to brainwash, OOPS I mean teach him about why these things are so important. This past summer we were at an outdoor music festival, it was about 105 degrees and there were abortion protesters holding those gross aborted…

I hate-watched Garden State last night because it was on one of the movie channels and literally NOTHING else was. Sweet Jesus is he annoying. I feel bad because he's probably a nice guy but sheesh that movie has got to be the cheesiest thing I've ever watched.

I grew up Catholic. Then my priest got called out for fucking a bunch of little boys and killed himself. Fuck that sick church.

Harry Styles is what confirmed to me that I am old because I find him the least attractive in that group by FAR. That haircut is just so fucking ridiculous. I can't believe I share a planet with people that think it looks good. Who came up with it? Was some hairstylist just like "fuck it, let's just pile it all up…

Ugh who ISN'T she fighting with? She seems more like a toddler every day. Someone needs to tell her to stop with this shit.