I’d go for some Hoosier, personally, but it is surprisingly hard to find a picture of a hopped-up modern hearse, so I worked with what I had.

These are surprisingly easy to find, weirdly:

She should slam the front, install chrome side pipes, wide tires at the back, paint hot rod flames on it and stick a Weiand blower through the hood just to spite those intolerant bastards. See how they like having a death-hot-rod-wagon on their perfect little street.

Who’s in for a Kickstarter?

The ‘’mini Formula 1 car’’ is probably the Ariel in the pictures.

Also, WOO ! Allard J2X ! The guy has some taste in cars.

This is one of the few instance where it is okay to take a vertical picture.

Yeah there is a distinct difference between being able to drift through snowbanks in a 800 HP R33 GT-R while mowing down trees and poles and having to wait more than an hour for the cops to arrive because some old lady rear-ended you at a stoplight because she forgot to put snow tires on.

I quite like this virtual…

With a few more years (maybe a refresh), the Magnum could have been even better than it was.

And think... a wagon with the engine and finish of the Charger Hellcat? Best car ever, right there.

I mean, they have to build a new transmission from scratch anyway. How hard would it be to just poke a shifter stick through it and screw a transmission pedal to the floor? Also, it needs a white shift knob. 

(yes, we are talking about a complete re-engineering of the vehicle here, I know)

On the plus side, we seem to have brought their website down.

Oh yeah!

They made a ‘’delorean’’ Mirai too:

A yaris hatchback and a sawzall plus a few cases of beer and you could have your own.

Come to think of it, that could be a pretty good LeMons contender...

Yaris are pretty good little car, they handle really well and don’t understeer too much when pushed. Lots of steering feel, too.

My girl has one, I may have used it as a camera car to follow a real sport car. Did a decent job.

don’t forget the Dragry:

I was about to comment how they would probably sell only 3 because nobody would buy a Land Cruiser with 2 000 horsepower and a price tag of around half a million (maybe? probably more...), then I remembered.

The UAE exists.

So this is actually a pretty sound business case.

so you drive a beige Mercedes and a red Beetle.

Must be nice ;)

(Sweet cars, seriously...real Cosworth?)

yep, someone made me double-check.

Only colours for the 190e were black and beige... or smoked silver, if you want to call it that ;)

Right you are, I had to double-check:

And if I remember correctly, they gave silver cars to everyone who they thought would win (so they could take the car and put it in the museum). Since nobody really knew Senna, he had the beige ‘’loaner’’ car.

And because of that, there is now a beige 190E at the Mercedes-Benz museum.

I try to remember who did exactly that... it was with a famous painting.

The thief took it and simply stored it in its basement, where he looked at it for years.... He returned it when he grew bored if I remember correctly.

There was this guy -let’s name him Alex, mostly because that’s his real name- who would talk through its hat about his cars...

Now I’m kinda curious to see what he had in the garage.

If the E30 M3 was the least valuable and/or the one he was most prepared to lose, whatever he wanted to save must be amazing.

M1 and 2002 tii?