Some bitchin jumps would help.

If you look carefully you can see my luggage hit CDG while I'm on layover in Atlanta

All that fuel!

Well among people who are me these regular car reviews are famously shitty and almost goading you into hating how smug and technically inaccurate they are.

It's MR. There's actually a small trunk behind the engine too!

As usual, you cant blame anyone for what the Fiero became but GM itself. Its always the same story with unique cars GM comes out with: great potential, terrible execution. Then they update it and you think, oh ok maybe we are getting somewhere. Then its left on the vine to die. Case in point for example, the…

WTF America. We have 4 states with more square mileage than Germany each and we can't find a decent place to build something like this? If we can build more NASCAR ovals - ahyuh hyuh hyuh - then we can GET THIS DONE.

1966 Buick Riviera. Also used on other GM products.

Spyker C8.

Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Calling it: "Coffee, Tea or Me" will finally make a comeback after being relegated to misogyny's junk drawer since 1974.

"Ran when parked"

I don't know if you have ever seen what happens to cars that are donated to schools. They are taken apart and put back together, back and forth inside and out, about 30 billion times. Every bolt is rounded off, every essential surface is out of spec, nothing goes together right anymore, 100s of parts are missing, and…

You're missing the point of this ad. The selling point they're using for this car is that it lasts a long time - it's shown throughout the length of the ad. But that's just a subtle message as it's mostly a reflection of the more important things in life.

I actually drink a lot more water now than I used to (still probably not as much as I should), but it absolutely has to be cold. Being filtered also helps, but not as much as being cold.

@Optixtruf: Wait. The Fiero is rear-engined. Not front-engined. Why is the front burned but not the back?

@Optixtruf: Ummmm, how did the front of this car burn when the engine and gas tank are in the rear?

@Optixtruf: Umm....How come the fire was in the front?