Good to see they still have good hair care products in post-apocalyptic America. Shiny hair and skin is important when fighting ghouls and super mutants.

@SilentAssassn87: See also: Battle scarred. Hardened by a difficult life.

@Zinger314: Ha ha! But no, really, no one likes the Pre.

@LearnIIBurn: To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then, help them.

@sam4sb: I think you technically count as Asian.

I like my phones like I like my women: cold, hard and emotionless.

And for the rest of his life, other chimps considered it an honor, nay a privilege, to be hit by poop thrown by the one and only Astro Chimp.

@Shamoononon: You just made me think of an old Adam Sandler bit: "My neighbor's dog has a 4-inch (redacted)"

3-inch guns don't kill people, people small enough to carry 3-inch guns crawl into people's insides and kill people. Nightly.

@Chernobyl:

@NightMystic: Nope. Marvel makes them with Stephen King.

Guarantee China will just blame the news station for getting it wrong. If no one called them on it, they would have just kept on going with the lie.

The Dark Tower series is a fantastic read. Jae Lee is the MAN.

Totally in. Where do I sign up?

The Force is...

"Hey, you got dual analog sticks in my SNES controller!"

@Shamoononon:

@kratos_hates_everyone: What, you can't see it? Everyone else can see it just fine...

I would stab an ewok in the throat to get that giant AT-AT walker. Frickin awesome.