I'll take two!

Quit being modest, you magnificent doodling bastard you.

Man, this just gets better and better. It's a Christmas miracle! The gift that keeps on giving!

I was really hoping for more Star Wars stuff. The Emperor Palpatine keychain is interesting, but that's about it.

The homeless living under the overpass looks like Skid Row to me. [en.wikipedia.org]

I misread "travel-time anomalies" as "time-travel anomalies" and got insanely excited for just a split second.

I don't feel like dipping my toes into the pun pool today.

All these facts are confusing. I need a tv movie or 1 hour special to explain this to me in terms I can understand.

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I thought it was odd that when the system first went down and I tried to log in I got a "Funds cannot be added to your wallet" message. We're all totally screwed.

Let's put cameras on everything! Your TV! Your phone! Your DS! Your controller! Your car! Your cat! Your genitalia! EVERYTHING GETS A CAMERA!

Edit: Nevermind. I should learn to read.

I can't wait to see the Mubarak/Hilary Clinton sex tape. I heard it's all kinds of hot.

First things first: Lightsabers. Tracking with the move controller would be awesome to make some silly videos of me fighting my dark Sith cats.

Hey I like this format! Do this with all your articles forever now. No more one big article on the main page crap.

Psst... FYI, Kat is British...

SQUIRREL GIRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!

Kyocera? I can't even think of the last decent phone they made. I'll be keeping this at arm's distance until I hear more about it.

PC please? This game sounds fantastic.

God damn it, this game looks fun. I may have to plop down the funds for the lifetime PC pass.