This is exactly why I haven't played Minecraft at all. Kudos for telling it like it is, Mr. Bubble. Kudos.

Thanks for the mute suggestion.

And yet no one cares about my high score on Bonk's Adventure on Turbo-Grafx. :(

I thought I ejaculated glass once but it turns out it was just chlamydia.

@Ding-Dang: If it makes you feel any better, I totally got the joke.

@Jeff1741: But this is a cell carrier thing, and not really an Apple thing.

@InAnimateAlpha: It's tough to pull off consistently, but once you start getting it down it just becomes a game of getting close enough to the other player and then SMASH!

This literally brought tears to my eyes. I don't know what to say after reading so much pain.

Agreed. The only worthwhile use of Jell-O is in Jell-O shots with vodka.

@Chernobyl:

@UsernameOfTheDead: I'm in my late 20's and I had a blast playing solo. Unless they completely screw something up from now until launch, I doubt this will go the way of APB.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

I keep reading the title like Zangief with a bellowing laugh at the end. OH HO HO HO!!

I blame whatever he had for breakfast and not the game. Someone's gotta be on the game's side.

Someone want to put some googly eyes on that table for me? Hungry table looks hungry and my MS Paint skills are mediocre.

@OnlySlightlyCrazy: Old Simpsons episode reference.

This looks a bit ruff, but I bet it will chew through some sales on the cuteness factor.

@QualityJeverage: Eggman is his evil name. You know, the Superman to his Clark Kent.

@Shaows: Whoever it was = Crap Ton of money from Mega Bloks.

@armstrongjx4: The execs at Mega Bloks, most likely. They had to have thrown a crap ton of money at Bungie to get the rights.