@Sheldon J. Plankton: Apparently, he's on vacation. [www.facebook.com]

@MrTripps: Today's 3D TVs are the year 2000's HD TVs.

@GohanEgret: That's fine, but my real point is that those titles aren't really the creme of the crop for console games.

Notice they don't mention Rock Band or Modern Warfare. Pick on the small guys, eh WWE?

So, they can etch anything onto human hair then? Can they etch some Boba Fett on my eyebrows or something? That would be awesome.

@Wolf_Dog: Totally not her style. We're talking about a girl who loves Slayer so a super artsy game isn't quite her cup o' tea.

@Valkyria: Believe me, I've tried just about everything. Although, after reading the comments here, I'm considering a DSi or something portable in yet another attempt to sucker her into gaming.

@drifter1717: Damn! We're in a tight spot!

My girlfriend is THE anti-gamer. The only things I've been able to get her to play are Rock Band (only when it's a song she likes), one game of LBP (when me and 2 others needed a 4th player), and Soul Calibur (because she could button mash the hell out of it and occasionally win a match).

Good thing I left the PS3 on all night to download that insanely large file for the beta. I'm really interested to see what this is all about.

When male chimps play with sticks, they pretend they're rifles.

@Kaiser-Machead: RT If all else fails, be a retweeting parasite.

This game is only like methadone for my raging Diablo heroin addiction. I need the real deal, man.

The terrorists have released a statement confirming that while their "hot air balloon bomb" was not very well thought out, it was still better than their original "horseless carriage bomb" idea.

@Ding-Dang: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.

@Ding-Dang: Sir, you can change my e to an a anytime.

I've never looked better, Sam! Thanks for immortalizing my dino-riding silliness!

@bazookafox (my comments show up pink so I have to promote them, so stop asking): You sure do! :D I'm so fucking impressed. It looks great.

I'm amazed we haven't seen a full-on Mario Broadway musical. Javier Bardem as Mario and Natalie Portman as Peach. Maybe get Vern Troyer to play Toad.

Papa Smurf wants you stop cheating or he'll smurfing cut your smurf face.