I really like that Gizmodo splash screen at the start of the video. Is that new?

As a regular dude, I can't even imagine how to get rid of 10,000 HDDs. That's a whole lot of eBay auctions and Craigslist postings.

"You'd think at those rates they could at least afford a cab."

So now we're actively trying to create a thirst for brains in humans. Great, medical science. Just great.

See, mom? I need to go to Six Flags. For treatment.

@retrac: That's more of a FanBaby.

I try to keep a balanced approach to any tech. It annoys me when fanboys spout about how everything else sucks compared to their preference.

This is a fantastic idea. Why waste battery on firing up the whole thing when I could just read the text message that says "lol" on my little secondary screen?

You gotta shoot'em in the head.

Science - We're all about "could of", not "should of". - Patton Oswalt

Now, all I need is a gigantic potato, 3 pounds of cheese and a small trough of sour cream to make the worlds most awesome baked potato.

"Please relax. This won't hurt me a bit."

The book is actually kind of interesting. I still have trouble realizing that the dude is about a year younger than me and about a gazillion dollars richer than me.

@toxic: If Americans aren't Mexicans, then why do we love Mexican food so much?

"Honey, little Susie is being insolent again."

@Sublethalend: Give it one more try...

Anyone have a list of participating places for the free beer?

"Co Producer: Speed Weed"

For a moment, I thought this article was going to talk about some kind of flying spider and thought all my childhood fears were coming to life.

CLAPTRAP IS WATCHING. ASCENSION IS NEAR.