Weird how similar that does look like the inside of your intestines/colon. (Linked so I don't gross anyone out)

"If an HDTV flips on in the forest..."

I hate all of you for making me feel like a mediocre photographer. But I hate out of love. Excellent work, folks.

Falling down a cliff is a horrible way for anyone to go. Irony is interesting and sometimes funny, but a destroyed family and loss of life are not.

@Curves: Nope, none. "That's an American problem".

Lies. I know a man-eating amphibious assault ship when I see one.

So I should put tarantulas in my soup? Are they as good as Sriracha?

In further studies, the same group of scientists proved that, yes, the water the test subjects were drinking was, in fact, wet.

I'm intrigued. I hope it lasts longer than APB.

I knew the whole Dyson thing was just some kind of cover. "Oh, vacuums that don't lose suction.." I'M ON TO YOU, CRIMINAL.

I'll be damned if the elves and reindeer help Santa escape this one.

"Hi Pizza Hut? I'd like a Large pepperoni pizza. Other toppings? Sure, can you put 3 individual Hawaiian style pizzas on top of that, please?"

More promoted comments? New Mario Sunshine sequel: Mario Starshine? Kotaku to change to an all-Starcraft-all-the-time format?

Neither. Red Bull. Breakfast of champions.

Why no talk of the potential interference with wireless microphones? I know there's a bit of push back from a couple microphone makers...

Can't wait for my copy to show up from Amazon. God bless that Gold Box deal.

NBC - Running itself into the ground for the past 2 years. First Coco, now this silliness.

@Benedinho: Most places that develop film will put the photos on a disc for you for little charge.

Tip: Peeing your pants while riding is a perfectly viable way to stay warm AND save time while on the road.

'Tis but a scratch! HAVE AT THEE!