I love to see the people in charge of making games when they have no fucking clue what they're talking about.

Just let me purchase NBA Jam separately already. I tire of your games, EA.

@robamb2002: Those are old memes. This is brand spanking fresh new meme. Big difference.

Every one of those comments deserves a slowclap.gif.

My question: Why would his fingerprints be all over it?

No cross-post with Jalopnik? This article would have 300 comments in no time.

@ASleeplessWolf: Right here...

Sleep is for suckers, I always say. I can sleep when I'm dead.

@SupaKero: Not to crap on everything Weggle just said but...

So if we got a giant iPad and moved it insanely fast (rather than slow like this) can we have real-time semi-holograms?

@mean_mr_mustard: Every dirty, grizzled, bearded overweight guy looks like Zach Galafanakis to me.

Call me when the zombie pack is out. No need to shell out another $10 for capture the flag.

I'm really glad game developers have stepped up and started getting rid of cheaters in online multiplayer games.

Master System! Man, I was 7 when I last saw one of those...

Even with all the new characters, I'll probably still end up using Wolverine all the time.

Oh, the griefing we shall see... The Griefing!

Because what Madden player doesn't love boobs?

I haven't heard a single word about this game. I'm guessing there's a shit-ton of in game advertising if they're going to go free-to-play now, right?

I didn't know that hair could actually do what that red hair is doing.

This sounds like an idea me and my stoner friends would have, like when we put chocolate syrup on El Pollo Loco chicken.