My Sephiroth beat up your honor student.

I don't have to fight any Alabama trouser snakes in this game, do I?

@Krakenstein: Maybe, unless you're a Soul Bbrother. Too buku.

@Hearthatvoiceagain says catch a falling star: Bear Republic out of California has a lot of good stuff. Plus, like Yinzer said, there's plenty of microbreweries around the country making insanely good brews.

I don't know if alcohol is good for you, but Racer 5 IPA is definitely good for me.

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Ew, Silver Lake... But I guess I can brave the hipsters for some zombie fun.

@CommodoreRake: You get to hold your wife/girlfriend's purse while she shops. Congrats!

In other news, I'm now searching for an Indian Atheist to be my next speech writer.

I didn't know Miles from Lost was a prison guard...

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

@SkipErnst: Yup.

At this point, the expectations are so high that unless the game is simply stunning, people will keep talking crap.

@Ding-Dang: Also, the tooth fairy is your parents. Sorry.

Do they think that soldiers are going to sympathize with the pixelated Taliban man? Would a soldier who purchased it off of the base get reprimanded for even having it on the base?

Watching Apple taking jabs at other companies is starting to get fun.

@orphic1 a.k.a. Ponderous Juice: People say this type of thing a lot but I truly mean it:

I. Fucking. Love. Aphex. Twin.

Red Dead Redemption and Tiger Woods 10.

@Hello Mister Walrus: Nothing quite like cooking (your crotch) with an open flame.