@Xeno: Truth: This man speaks it.

@Twanzio:

I'll keep this civil by posting my pic in the reply...

Mmmm... Why am I always so attracted to the girls with the crazy eyes?

I'm really hoping to see more about this game at Comic-Con next week. Pixels 4 life, homes.

@Chernobyl:

Good lord, for a moment I thought someone created the Electric Vuvuzela. I was worried for the world.

@buttnugget: Ha! Oh, goatse. You can always make me giggle.

Did somebody call me?

@Naveral: For me, when I meet them they only move up the ladder to "Acquaintance". It takes a bit more than just meeting them to call them friend.

Snarky... commenting... disabled... by cuteness... can't resist... oh no...

@tande04: You're likely right, but you don't have to rub it in by saying it twice. :D

Please, oh please, make this happen before November so I can get an EVO when I re-up with T-Mo...

I really hope Milo is similar to Black and White and, with the proper training, I can get Milo to eat his own feces.

I don't even have a DS or Wii and I think I may preorder anyways.

So Kinectimals is going to be $60? It better be the best virtual tiger petting simulator EVER.

Wait, you mean to tell me it's unhealthy to play with anything for massively prolonged periods of time?

@lorsqu'il pleut: But I just wanted to be on television!

@anteup lost her pizazz: In my diet-pill-tweaker-co-worker's defense, I do happen to be the official "that's what she said" guy in the office...

A co-worker uses weight loss pills as over-the-counter speed. He seriously pops those things at least 4 times during the work day in the name of weight loss.