"You have suffered. Now we are here. You will become better."

@p8ball4life: Ryu. The other guy in the final was using Rufus.

@SCORP1367: 1,594 people last month in Japan are buying that system, apparently.

@Sqeetschy: I was so excited about crappy ads in my games, I couldn't even type.

Sweet! Now, I can have irrelevant ads in all my casual games!

FINALLY a way to get random penis on the go! Thanks technology!

@Dunny0: Ah. Thanks.

I understand bootcamping Windows when running OSX but what is the benefit of running OSX through Windows?

@Korrupt: exactly what I would have said but Tom beat me to it.

@tomsomething: This.

This better be priced super low. There's no way people are going to pay for what amounts to a large DLC pack.

@Taggart6: That whole album reminds me of playing Breath of Fire. I had it on repeat while I battled through that game.

There are too many boob jokes I want to make right now, so I'm going to take the high road and just say, "Yes, ma'am. I will look at your tits."

@The_Vitto: But that's how you ended up with HIV in the first place...

I really liked her in Mean Girls (which is the only film of hers that I've seen) and, besides that, she's kinda hot (when she doesn't look like she's been up for days on a coke binge).

I love using Zangief as a last resort when battling with friends. For some reason, none of them realize that 3 special moves from Zangief can drain an entire health bar.

And still none compare to the simple elegance of the phrase:

Wave of the future, man. Especially with 1ghz processors already here and dual-core Android phones on the way. I can't wait till it gets really crazy.

That winning shot is magnificent. Well done!

All three hours and forty-five minutes of playtime for All Star Cheer Squad were logged by a 47 year old man in Nebraska.