I can't believe I didn't think of this issue before. They better getting sitting "calibrated" before release or there's going to be a bunch of chubby gamers that won't stand for this.

@Nawara_Ven: Um, you can play Guitar Hero/Rock Band sitting down ya know.

@bakagaijin: Not quite better than Twisted Metal, but damn close.

@Zerorush: Because real guitars take more than just an afternoon to learn how to play.

Number 8 is awesome. Well played, New York gamer girl. Well played.

@Mike: Next, you'll need an excuse for why your pants are down.

@xxMindPrintsxx: *looks out from tanning bed with black wig hair in his eyes*

If I butter up Crecente or Totilo at the reader meet-up on Sunday, will you get me into E3?

Just give me the whole list of MvC3 characters and I'll be happy.

@GohanEgret: In your dreams. And mine.

@14Kgold: I definitely agree, but the article is generalizing so why can't I? ;)

This is way simpler than the article makes it sound. Men *always* want sex, and when we can't get it regularly we become frightened and confused and start trying to blame someone or something for why we can't have sex. The easiest someone to blame is the woman we're trying to have sex with.

I've waited years to pull the trigger on buying a DS, but if this is as nice as they're saying I might have to finally commit.

@Michael Dukakis: And on the rare occasion it did work, it was hard to tell if it actually worked or if you just thought it worked and the controller was being nice.

I like this one more... even if it isn't fully functional.

@Arken: I doubt she was carrying donkey wheels or dropping H-bombs into Electromagnetic disturbances.

@Salari: PS3 Media Server is a fantastic program. I use it to stream .mkv files to my PS3 and I've never had any problems with it.

Watch those 2006 launch PS3s. I just had a motherboard overheating issue that bricked my system for 2 weeks.

Holy hell, you're buying? I'm going to drain your bank accounts with Rum and Coke.

Oh, pancacon why are you not in my belly right now?