Somebody start this man a Facebook page.

I loved Guild Wars when it first came out. After quitting Everquest and not wanting to start WoW because of subscription fees, it was awesome to be able to play an MMO for free.

$130 for the glasses? Ouch.

@TechHaze: You didn't hear? The entire population of the earth quadrupled last night.

NBA Jam should be awesome for those of us old enough to remember the original in arcades. It MUST come out for PS3. I demand it with a BOOM SHAKALAKA!

@Kaiser-Machead: I can't wait to tell my grandkids that when I was their age, we didn't even know what the internet was, nor were we able to Google through the chips implanted in our brains like you young whippersnappers.

@Manly McBeeferton: Psh.. well.. um... damn... YOUR PIKACHU PICTURE IS STUPID AND SO IS YOUR DUMB FACE!!

Sounds revolutionary and magical. I can't wait to experience it for myself.

I had no idea Dead Rising 2 was coming to PS3. I'm super stoked now.

I thought this would be a promotion for the new Splatterhouse but I don't see any bits of hair or teeth in there.

I don't care what anyone says, I love Drew Barrymore and will have her babies.

This looks AWESOME. Why have I not heard anything about this? My co-worker and I just watched in silence for almost 8 minutes.

@digimope: For hipster cred.

I want "Mama, I'm Coming Home" DLC so my neighbors can hold up their lighters while I'm playing.

@VincentGrey: The last OzFest I went to, Kelly came out with Andrew WK to sing a song. I'm not sure what song it was because I couldn't hear over the sound of everyone booing.

@Michael Dukakis: I hope I'm not jumping to conclusions by thinking of Star Trek teleporters.

Don't laugh too hard. One day when you're as old as Jobs, you'll be squinting at iPhone screens too.

@wocyob: I think the man needs a new color shirt and pair of blue jeans.

Here's my question: Why should I play this game if the "Revenge of the Fallen" game was so horrible?

It's awesome when a family has a group hobby that not only keeps the kids entertained but the parents too. What a fantastic family.