@lolgreg: That is the greatest analogy for this situation. Ever.

@Hunter2458: Obviously, my not-too-subtle attempt at a dick joke was lost on you...

"which means you'll be able to control your iPad with all ten fingers and your nose."

Diablo II + First Person Shootery + Moxxi's Boobs = Borderlands.

I had an issue puking 3-5 days a week in the morning for over 6 months.

@ChaoticInfinityX: I'm not your friend, paluca.

@ChaoticInfinityX: Song A is for suckas. Song B is where the money is.

Traded mine for GTA4 when I bought my PS3.

@Jerrad N.: Is that Final Fantasy 3 sitting next to the TV? If so, nice. If not, what the hell is it?

Gitaroo Man 2? I can't wait.

@Handsome Al: Agreed. Coming soon.

Why do I smell a Call of Duty MMO cooking? And why does it smell so horrible?

Give us Diablo 3 already, then. That'll boost some sales numbers...

I'll do whatever you say, pretty, blue eyed, blonde girl.

Appreciated on my end. It doesn't necessarily need to be all games, all the time, even for a video game blog.

Well, with my PS3 down for the foreseeable future, I'll be downloading this tonight.

Old school zombie = slow, ambling, kills you with overwhelming numbers

@kookro: From what I've seen, you have to be a bit witty, a bit of a hard-ass and a bit of a lurker. Oh and know what the hell you're talking about when you post and don't post meaningless crap in the comments.

Does this mean I'll finally be able to play Wind Jammers without having to drive across town to a tiny pizza place with the actual game cabinet?

Well it seems from picture 3 that her breasts actually reflect laser beams... Maybe that's why they need to be so big?