Yes. I would have been screaming for a P.A. to bring me the internet RIGHT NOW.

Yes! Although I am fortunate enough to know some fellow geeks. Many of them seem to have 3-8 person card game Munchkin as their point of entry.

I was hoping this was going to be Kill Dr. Lucky style, where you're sneaking around trying to murder someone before your opponent does. I know what I'm doing next time we pull out the board games.

Worth it.

Fair enough. Didn't mean to hijack the topic. Also, the not-slapping was a close thing.

On the other hand, at least you know this about yourself, and recognize that it's not exactly ideal. Good step.

Can we add ableism?

Ooh, good game! I'm going to go with… during one last stand in slow motion to cover the retreat of Channing and the Princess. As they flee to safety, he is immediately impaled on some kind of… let's go with futuristic lightning weapon... that gets him right in the chest. He'll sink to his knees with a look of shock…

It doesn't have Buzzfeed-friendly pics, but the site http://www.microaggressions.com is worth checking out.

Are you there, Athena? It's me, Tvini.

Even more appropriate for Thanksgiving:

Pretty cunning, don'tcha think?

He is a charismatic and handsome man, but good God that's some pale skin. I think I got snowblindness looking at that GIF.

I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

And now she haunts mine too. Thanks.

If we're going to allow video game characters, I got about a dozen from Skyrim. And now I want to crank up my game again to check on my Skyrim wife, Mjoll the Lioness.

Always, always worth posting:

A friend did this to a photo of me once, right in front of me. He didn't ask first. It was interesting to see which of my features he thought were flaws. It was also interesting to see how self-conscious it made me of those same features. And by interesting I mean dispiriting.