Renew! Renew!!

Good idea. I think we’re better off with a Trump who never does anything.

I’m sure you’ve seen this by now, but...

I’m picturing the church scene from Kingsman.

I was there. I’m not saying everyone was flipping birds at that bridge, but...

I can’t speak from an adult perspective, but I do recall that I couldn’t eat black pepper, or have very acidic things like orange juice or tomato soup. If I did, my daughter would nurse a full meal, sigh contentedly, and then immediately regurgitate the entirety of her stomach contents without batting an eye.

Update on her condition from her brother: https://apnews.com/968200c2fbc54f649c605d727f505689

Wait a minute. What do you mean, “fictional?” Is... is there something we should know about Santa?

I’m in my 40's, and I keep waiting for my hearing to deteriorate to the point I can’t hear that frequency anymore. So far, no luck.

Bisexual nerd me is going to savor this news for a long time.

As a middle-aged lady, don’t take this away from us. Now get off of our lawns.

I think the Matrix might be glitching. Should I be worried?

Ian DeCaestecker. I can totally see that.

...and now, the weather.

Just before the final sentence, I literally began doing kegels before I even realized I was doing them.

No, I don’t use lotion. Stop foot-shaming me!

As a mom, you are all making me want to invest in an old-timey safe.

And how can we be sure this is true without pics?

That’s what she said.

What a glorious minute and a half, though!