If we're doing cheekbones, might I suggest a different James?

This was apparently a couple of kids fooling around, vastly inflated by the media. No need to get overexcited. Can't find a link to a transcript of the Fresh Air broadcast where I heard the "blown out of proportion" take today, but a link to another article is below.

Well, crap. Now I have to go clean the house. Thanks, Jezebel.

Maybe *most* ships, but...

Good luck getting your money back.

It sure is! Boone, Asheville, there's a lot to love in the mountains of North Carolina.

I have a life-sized Frasier Crane in a custom-printed straitjacket. It was a promotional item at the TV station I worked for. Yeah, it's not exactly prime geek cred, but it's a hell of a conversation starter.

Congratulations, this is the post that made me stop postponing getting my daughter Gardasil. I don't mean that in a judgy way - everybody's gonna do what they're gonna do. I'm just saying that my daughter doesn't run with a precocious crowd, but a parent never knows.

I assume so.

I've given up on my Wonder Woman movie. After the recent jackassery with Batwoman's non-wedding, I'm throwing my weight behind Captain Marvel.

Don't be too pleased. It's being sold to all the top zombie fitness companies. Now they know whom to chase.

Speaking as one of the 533,257 people in the US named Heather, I concur. As a small child, I heard, "Oh, what a pretty name!" Not so much as I got older.

Ditto. I provide the knowledge and the product, but in the end it's on my kid to do something about it. I don't want to give her some kind of a complex by pushing, but on the other hand, if she'd act then she really would have clearer skin.

44 with acne, and now with rosacea too. Behold the pizza face of your future.

Except the model. Ahem.

Coulson's would look like that giant gun. "So that's what it does."

With Joss Whedon directing, there would definitely at least one one "little death."

Can we get a She-Hulk? I'm picturing something like the Black Widow, but with two speeds - "business casual" and "washing machine with an unbalanced load."

I didn't breastfeed in public often, but I do recall the time in a Sears Automotive waiting area where, before starting up, I told the mechanic behind the counter that the repair was taking longer than expected and I really needed to feed my daughter. Was there somewhere else I could do it that I could still hear the…

How old do I have to be before it's creepy for me to think "humina humina?"