I used to repeat this tale too, but it seems it's not true. [www.snopes.com]

If she can talk too, then she could absolutely pursue a career in voice work. I completely believe that she could do the sound of, say, anteaters tearing apart Professor Farnsworth.

My daughter has an autistic spectrum disorder, and early school was particularly difficult for her to adapt to. But her kindergarten teacher was outstanding and taught the kids life lessons about kindness and understanding very well.

I wanna be where the kittens are,

I remember hearing a This American Life piece about a big party college. The neighbors of the frat houses would often find condoms and tampons in their yards after a big party where the debauchery spilled out onto adjacent properties. Maybe someone in your community college was getting biz-ay.

I've got a fever. And the only prescription...

Purr-Zha, maintaining his dignity as well as he could with a tiny Toy Story Woody hat on his head.

We had a tuxedo cat. He was part Maine Coon, big and beautiful and fluffy. Gentle as could be with people. Once, a toddler decided he was the perfect plaything. He finally managed to delicately wriggle free, and as the youngster chased him down, he ran to the edge of the porch, which had a ten foot drop to the…

Agreed. It's tragic. Perhaps petting a tuxedo cat would calm the commenter down.

So the cat is the more committed recycler. Clearly a vote for tuxedos is a vote for environmentalism.

If you're bleeding all over Wonder Woman you're probably a supervillain. But then, I suppose the Cheetah needs feminine protection too.

My husband wanted to vote for dachshunds, but this video persuaded him to go for Corgis. As a fellow Corgi-voter, I salute you.

I found this episode kind of endearing, mainly because it was Elton's. "Find my hat" indeed.

Is "Nick" trying to make Jake break? Because there's no way I could keep it together under these circumstances.

Jake's here. It just got better!

Me too. So wrong, yet so very right. Although, I think I liked it better when everybody just tried to pretend like there was nothing wrong with her.

Oh, Spidey.

Tom Hanks makes EVERYTHING better!

I love that it makes fun of the awful song and not the young woman who sings it.

Well, *I* thought it was funny.