Bo surprise either. The venn diagram between “libertarian free speech fetishist” and “first person to call the cops over someone making fun of them ” is a circle.

Elon musk going from Libertarian Free Speech loser to Dwight from The Office screaming “Identity Theft is no laughing matter, Jim!” in record time is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.  

The reality is that people like her are the only ones that actually have a CHANCE to change the minds of those around them. The voice has to come from inside the house. Conservatives have done a perfect job of created sealed echo-chambers and creating voters who automatically reject anything said by anyone they…

So her dumb ass state legislator does not understand what is meant by “crisis pregnancy center.” Hint: they are for tricking young women with unplanned and unwanted pregnancies into not seeking abortions. Not for forty- something women with wanted pregnancies who are experiencing life threatening complications.

28 year old boys are not really known for their communication skills either.

I just recently saw that YouTube video of her holding a crazy garage sale of a shitton of amazing memorabilia - her outfits, her accordions, stuff from her movies, stuff from other famous people, totally weird shit - pretty much as awesome as you’d hope for Judy Freakin Tenuta’s garage sale to be. I was shocked at…

It’s apparently some sort of apparel line? Their main website redirects to this eldritch horror - https://cpfmmcdonalds.com/

Back in the day, at the height of the Beanie Baby craze, McDonald’s had mini-Beanie Babies (“Teanie Babies,” I want to say?) and it essentially caused a huge crisis everywhere there was a McDonald’s, with lines a mile long in the street in many cities, people getting the Happy Meals and throwing the food* into the…

spoken like a person who’s never had to work a food service job. 

Wow. I’ve only been to the place once and thought it was just about okay. But for those prices I could get twice as much food from a nearby Chinese place that I consider excellent (five times as much during lunch hours). How the fuck is P.F. Chang’s still open at all anywhere competition exists?

He doesn't even go here.

Unless I read the opening credits wrong (I wasn’t paying a ton of attention), William Stanford Davis-- Mr. Johnson-- is now a full regular cast member, which is a good move.

Pecora should file charges. I doubt anything would stick because you can’t actually see the kicks unless there’s video from another angle.

As someone who works on Broadway, has worked on this show and has friends who work on this show, this is a pretty bullshit take.

Fucking Blunden.

He had his slimy octopus testicles all over everyone, didn’t he?

I dunno, I kind of love the fact that they didn’t bother renaming The Aristocats.

Yeah getting some Ike Perlmutter vibes from this guy.  100% he thinks all black people look alike and doesn’t like women superheroes because they don’t sell toys 

 Meh, fuck 'em. They'd be set off by something eventually. 

Well, I don’t like my premiums going towards hospital bills for fuckers that didn’t get vaccinated for covid, but that’s how these things work.