As a person with diagnosed ADHD, it’s a real pet peeve of mine that a complex neurological condition gets used as a cheap byword for kids not paying attention. For one thing, despite the name people with ADHD absolutely can sink a lot of time and focus into things - sometimes too much and to their detriment, if it’s…

Fuck off with this labor valuation bullshit.

Ooo Ooo! I’ve been waiting forever to post this somewhere. My choice for Carlin? Michael Angarano is his full 1970's I’m Dying up Here glory.

I watched The Abyss way back when it first came out and found it interminably boring. Maybe I wasn’t in the mood for it at the time, but I really can’t be arsed to go back and find out. 

Pedantry corner: did not drown. Died of hypothermia.

Tim Allen was always an hypocritical asshole who should have been in jail for trafficking.

Lane is great and absolutely hilarious. 

Yeah, offensive jokes aside, really none of this guy’s material is funny. I watched a few of his tiktoks, and literally none of them were funny.

This is a controversial opinion but the original movies aren’t actually good movies, they are FUN movies with decent pacing and dialogue rescued by people like Harrison Ford ad-libbing. 

At least 2 inches there is just his hair.

You know we’re all just laughing at DeSantis, right? He has a looooooooong list of offenses that we consider him “bad” for, and lying about his height isn’t anywhere on it.

He definitely is not scared of you, bro. He WOULD be scared of going into the downtown part of a major city, though. 

I’m lucky, I landed right at 6', shoes give a bit of a bump but on flat bare feet still right at 6', I know eventually gravity will pull me back down some.

RDJ a conservative? I know about his comment about going from riches to prison and not coming out a liberal, but he doesn’t appear to exactly be a doctrinaire conservative. Heck, the man went vegan to reduce his carbon footprint and supports the climate change reduction group The Footprint Coalition.

It already exists, it’s called Superstore. In this one, there’s more balance in the Jim-Pam relationship, as Jim (who looks like Ryan Howard) is a screwup who’s forced to take a menial job at a store and Pam is his superior at work. Dwight is a woman, Stanley is in a wheelchair, Kevin is an Hawaiian woman, etc.

I have bagpipes.  Want a go on them?

I mean, I’m glad he said it...but we all know this is exactly what’s going to happen. And then in 5-7 years, we’ll hear complaints from WB execs scratching their heads wondering why they just had a series of toy-based movies that flopped.

Hank Williams would never stop punching these people in the teeth 

“Both sides serve the same master, and that master is not someone of any good to the people of this country”