16. 26. 33. Baby you name it, if it’s terrible for me, I’ll have two. 

Looks like there’s a typo on 9/14:

While I do fully condone calling out Boebert for being a hypocrite, but before this can really be taken seriously, the PAC in question should actually present some proof. At the moment it is fully leaning on just claiming that they are have seen the evidence, but it is questionable to publish such allegations without…

Just digitally paint him over with Tig Notaro.

Toe heads become no-neck football players.  You’re thinking of tow heads.  The word “tow” in that phrase is what they call flax drying in the sun, and flax drying in the sun turns whiteish.

Summary: Don’t shop at Walmart.

Your assumptions on those laws backfiring only works if everyone got prosecuted equally under the law. Also, IDK about Florida’s anti-voting laws, but Texas made sure to include exceptions for 65+ on mail in ballots to be sure the old people could keep them propped up. 

Fuck no.

So are you going to talk about the 10 people shot in Iowa yesterday? How about the mass shootings in other red states with lax gun laws. See fuckface we have strict gun laws here and in New Jersey & Connecticut but sadly that doesn’t prevent mouth breathing, Fox News watching Chud fucks like you from coming to our…

The murder rate in NYC is 5.5 per 100,000 inhabitants. The murder rate for the entire state of Florida is 5.9 per 100,000 inhabitants. 5.5 < 5.9

Hutchins’ is correct basic grammar.

A member of Trump’s administration has an implicitly white nationalist ideology? I’m shocked.

She did pretty well, but she failed to effectively rebut charges that she is black, so she will still struggle to get confirmed.

Your embedded video starts one second from the end.

i love the story from that years producer. paraphrasing: “that stage was slick like ice to begin with. and hes in those platform heeled boots. then it starts to rain. i was so worried about prince hurting himself. i went up and said, ‘prince. its starting to rain a little.’ he responded, ‘can you make it rain harder?’”

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy recommends always carrying a towel. Seems like good advice.

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

I sorta can’t believe that they didn’t take the occasion of David Ortiz being elected to the Hall of Fame to trot out Keenan’s Big Papi character. You coulda brought Manning in next week. I don’t know why, but Keenan’s Ortiz never fails to crack me up.

there was no malfunction. there was magnificent showpiece jewelry on her nipple. it was meant to be seen. it was not a pastie or an anti-chafing bandage, it was 4" diameter gold nipple jewelry covered by a designed to be removed hunk of bustier.

fuck our prudish puritan mysogynist country. beautiful woman wanted to…

It took me a few tries to hack through that dense thicket of subordinate clauses, but I think Perkins is saying that Manning was okay for a jock host, and that sketch is an example of why.