+1 for “dry snitching”.

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

How on earth is this out of the grays?

“a public announcement that should, if nothing else, throw some much-needed attention toward that often misunderstood condition.”

Just popping in to vote that F/WS should be the short form, going forward.

Who said Val is tied to the American military? In the comics, she’s been affiliated with SHIELD & Hydra, as a triple-agent for Leviathan (Russian spy stuff....which is why she was supposed to make her first appearance in Black Widow before all the theatrical release delays).

>> man do I miss the the simplicity of my childhood naivety and believing that we were all working towards the same goal of making people feel good. Of allowing everybody to have fun, enjoyment and the sense of belonging.

No, a trick question is “Is your sister a better lay than your mom?”

Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

or any sexy ghost

Happy Endings should have had Friends-level success.

A rigid wallet is an idea that escapes me, I don’t want to carry a square, rigid chunk of metal in my pocket everyday.

A rigid wallet is an idea that escapes me, I don’t want to carry a square, rigid chunk of metal in my pocket…

there’s shit or shinola.

Google image search this woman, y’all. It’s a journey

I didn’t I just tried it exactly like she did in the video and it came out perfect, but I did notice her lid has a little vent in it (and mine had a little hole as well).

I will volunteer as tribute. Dibs on being Tiffany.

That’s the circumcision scar. 

I work for a grocery store and am one of the ones who does the order writing for the store on a nightly basis. I have asked about ordering things in advance to stock up for holidays, like hot dogs for the 4th of July, things like that. In reply, my managers have told me and that due to our lack of storage space, we…

Nah, but it’s useful ammunition in our many attempts at getting shit done.

Yeah I’ve never tried it with romaine (because I don’t like romaine), but I have been doing it with iceberg for as long as I can remember. And running water through the whole head is not only useful for cleaning, but it helps keep the lettuce crisp in the fridge (after draining out the excess) if you don’t use it all…