When I worked for a national housewares company a few years ago the buyers would flag items in catalogs or on Design*Sponge, etc. that they liked, bring it to the designers and tell us to “change 3 things so we don’t get sued.” F21 added an arrow head and two feathers to the “I” so I’m guessing they are following the…

My son used UberBlack to take his date and her friends to the prom. It cost $25 to get there because he got $20 off for his first ride, and he looked like a mack. They took regular Uber home because, let’s face it, after prom is over, who are you trying to impress? The kids got there and back safely and we didn’t…

The cruelest tease ever, like the season 4 opening episode when Mr. Sheffield took back his Paris, “I love you.” Crushing.

The link to the comment (and two pics to illustrate) is http://jezebel.com/her-facial-str…

I’m not a jerk, I contribute quality commentary. I figured out that Chelsea Clinton looks just like Bill’s mom the other day when Jez posted that baloney story about the poor girl being the result of a Hillary/Hubble affair. I’m good people. I’m still grey. I have decided that it’s like a game of duck-duck-goose and…

The invisible worm? You mean boob tumors are caused by worms, not birth control pills and abortions? Get out of town! No seriously, what is the invisible worm? I’m completely freaked out by this. I feel itchy.

Aww, but when the cast of Lion King or U2 do this we’re all jizzing links all over Facebook and Twitter? They’re just living in the hellscape we’ve created.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE DON’T EAT NO MEAT?

Maria Menounos is a Greek from Medford, MA. The girl eats meat. I guarantee it.

In his defense, he has to sit that way so his feet will touch the floor.

Seriously, I know we all love everything Amy, but the news on Comedy Central last night was Key and Peele introducing Hillary’s anger translator, Savannah. Brilliant, and I can’t believe Jezebel hasn’t covered this yet. http://zap2it.com/2015/07/key-pe…

Following up my original comment with this photo. She really resembles her Grandmother. I think that would be hard to deny. (Bill’s mom on left, Hill’s on right)

Her facial structure is actually very, very similar to Bill’s mom’s. I’m looking at the heavy lids, the shape of the nose and the cheekbones to chin. Her lower lip is a little bit like Hubble’s, but could also be a Hilary trait. Either way, Bill raised her. Bill’s her dad. That’s all that truly matters.

I started up last year at 43. I was at a skate shop with my 18 year old son and just offhand said, “I wish I had learned to skate,” and his response was, “why don’t you?” Never made fun. Never suggested that his fat old mom had no business on a board. So I bought a cruiser and got up early before the kids got to the…

Kit’s channeling a young Caitlyn Jenner there, anyone else see it?

Word!
(side note: I figured out how to make some killer ribs on my little Weber Q for when I can’t deal with the smoker et.al. cooks can/will cook, special tools not required)

Cooking for 2 people on a weeknight? I’m using the Weber Q and gofuqyerself. Cooking for everybody on the weekend and I’ll deal with wood, and charcoal, and the smoker, and the chimney starter, and all that finery. Truth: zealots make shitty chefs.

When my father died 7 years ago (wow, it does not feel that long ago at all) a friend of mine who had lost her mother to breast cancer attended the wake. She said, “don’t expect to feel normal for at least a year.” I heard her, but I didn’t really understand it until the first anniversary of his death when I realized…

I had a joint baptism/reception party once. My son was 2 and not yet baptized with was scandalous to my Catholic family (they had forgiven my unmarried motherhood at this point, but no baptism? The HORROR!) My cousin and his girlfriend had just had a daughter in need of official blessing and over a couple of drinks at…

Tom Hanks was not in Mrs. Doubtfire. That was the late Robin Williams. Her love interest in that movie was Pierce Brosnan. The movie you are referring to, where Hanks and Field were love interests was “Punch Line” from 1988. She played his mama in Forest Gump 6 years later in 1994.