There is only ONE Robyn.

“All fat women are 42. If you’re 35 and you’re fat it ages you and makes you look 42. If you’re 53 and you’re fat, the fat fills in the wrinkles and gives you a bit of a glow making you look 42.” I’m not sure who said this, a female comedian in the 90s, I’m thinking, but I heard it once and it stuck with me because…

It would be totally radical and wicked awesome, like gag me with a spoon!

I don’t even agree with everything you’ve said here, but “Bob’s your uncle” makes me want to follow you to the ends of the Earth.

Subway is for subs what Pizza Hut is for pizza. If you’ve never lived in a proper city on the east coast, and/or Chicago, you don’t know what these foods are supposed to taste like and you get what is available to you. However, if you live anywhere near people of proper Italian or Greek descent who own corner pizza…

The Truth? Madonna is Andy Kaufman and you all are so punked.

My Macy’s has the plus section on the top floor, in the far corner, hidden by load bearing walls and large display units to hide our shame. Oh, the shame!!

Yeah, maybe, but Target puts their plus and their maternity in the same department. I don’t mean they are in close proximity to each other. They are on the same racks. It’s as if someone does not understand that a fat woman≠knocked woman (although occasionally one can be both, Venn Diagram, please!) I’m 44. I’m done…

Perhaps, but Janelle is too cool to do one of those NBC live musicals, so that's not going to happen. Plus, the kid was cast for the last 6 episodes of Glee, not a star-making opportunity, really. I think she could rock Dorothy.

No one is going to know this one, but I recommend Samantha Marie Ware. She was on the last season of Glee (don't hate.) I know they need to cast a BIG NAME but this kid has so much potential.

Murder Orchard is the name of my new all-girl Mumford & Sons cover band.

I'm with you 100%. We do Thanksgiving from scratch with lots of vegetables, not all of them mashed even! And 2 kinds of stuffing, and good wine, and fresh baked bread (made in house, not bought at bakery) basically the really good stuff, but I've got to have my Ocean Spray cranberry sauce, or it's not Thanksgiving.…

I hear you about vegan cheeses. I was diagnosed with my allergy in my early 40s, so I have a lifetime of real cheese tasting and I have no love for Daiya and the like. Seriously, Kite Hill stuff could be passed off to non-vegans as real cheese and they would have no idea. I'm not lying. It's a little bit bland, in the…

two good vegan cheeses: Kite Hill (only sold at Whole Paycheck) makes really lovely soft farmers cheeses. Their ricotta can pass for real friggin' ricotta, I kid you not. Everything is made for almond milk and it not all loaded up with weird chemicals and crazy aftertastes. Also, expensive, be prepared. If you look…

She might have been thinking casein protein. I have a vicious allergy to casein, which is in dairy, but can be found in some non-dairy products, like cold cuts, canned tuna, and ironically, non-dairy soy cheeses—found that out the hard way. Or maybe she's just stupid.

If there are nipples on your bum your brand of jacket is the LEAST of your troubles.

By "canape" could she be asking for a "canopy?" A canopy that has twinkle lights or something would be pretty damned cool.

Call me crazy, but I feel like she's channeling a pre-additiction Dana Plato here, just add some curled under bangs and a barrette or two.

Dude, I'm a graphic designer. If I presented a resume in 12 pt type it would hit the circular file upon receipt. Why? Because it looks crappy. Mr_Mxyzptlk covered the spacing thing. Basically, I'm not going to throw out everything I know about typography because you're picking out tennis balls for the feet of your…

They're called reading glasses because you use them to read standard sized copy. If it were too small to be reasonable, you need a magnifying glass. 12 point text in most typefaces looks like you lack the experience to adequately fill a page or you're applying for a position in hospice care. Horsey text doesn't look…