TurtleFace
TurtleFace
TurtleFace

Absolutely, the Tesla is still very much in the wrong here. I just get tired of seeing people drive with the mentality of filling all the empty space in front of their car, and then treating pileup crashes (usually due to weather) as an inevitability.

Alright, I was on the Tesla bashing train for a good while when this news broke, but now that I watch the video I see less “FSD is to blame!” than hundreds of people being used to following too closely while traveling too fast and being distracted.

Why not implement Bus-only lanes instead? And electric bike lanes? Would cut down tremendously on traffic over time.

Just one more lane, bro. Dude, I swear, just one more lane. Last time, I promise man, just One. More. Lane.

Even medium sized American cities were pretty walkable well into the 20th century. We tore all this stuff down to build parking lots.

There will be a lot of bruv and innit, innit!

Being as how Kingsmen was pretty fun I’m going to cross out your ‘sadly’ and replace it with ‘happily’.

Sadly Chav Bond has already been done - c.f. Kingsman.

Lucien Laviscount? Barbara Broccoli? What is this, a knock-off Harry Potter?

Sorry, all, it’s time for a chav Bond.

Has Bond not always been a fuckboy though?

The Man with the Golden Bun

Brofinger
On Her Majesties’ Secret Bromance
Duderaker
Chill Another Day

Lucien* Laviscount. He also has an even more improbably named brother, Louis, and since they’re Bri’ish, they absolutely pronounce that ze French way.

He should be disqualified for making “heart hands”. Bond would never do that, and neither should anyone playing Bond. Go run on the beach with some tween girls.

We have entered the millennial fuckboy era of bond 

When I went to basic training there was a class on how to brush your teeth. Seriously. 

I was under the impression that these are cosmetic and made of plastic, or very soft metal at worst. The purpose of them is pretty much to intimidate others on the road to stay clear of the truck (which seems pretty pointless to me - pointless, get it?). Seems like any trucker would want this cosmetic spike to break

Is this a Minnesota car fad? Does somebody need to notify PETA?

Now explain why it’s legal to attach the pointed heads of pikes to those wheels.