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It sold to GenX, not Boomers. It was the perfect vehicle for dragging your shitty band’s gear around town because the seats could fold up and away and it never broke down. Source: me.

The human race is definitely headed for extinction. Voters confirmed last week that they want the process to speed up.

Wrong. It was Lee Iowachewbaccacocca.

You know what CEO’s and by proxy, stockbrokers enjoy? Stability. Having laws, mandates, and policies stay consistent allows you to more accurately predict cash layouts for large projects. Doing a complete 180 every 4 years makes it really hard to figure out where to spend money on long term investments.  You don’t

the Omni of course. Make it a turbo charged 2 & 4 door hot hatch and go the same route the Rivian R3 is going for. Make a bigger tire, taller suspension rally version, and a lower street “race” version.

The obvious logic here is that they are probably going to get bankrupt anyway, so might as well do some cowboy shit until the end. 

In a classic hit ’em where they’re not move, I suggest a simple, friendly, utilitarian sedan that can be easily used, easily serviced and easily disposed of when the time comes to set it free. The kind of car that just isn’t around anymore. Like ...

Mine went to Graham Chapman running off a cliff in Meaning of Life...but that one’s not embeddable. And probably not on YouTube.  And I’m definitely not checking while at work.

So interesting thing about this one - the ATC recording is already making the rounds of the interwebs. The tower had no idea about the crash until an airplane that had just gotten cleared to takeoff behind them advised the tower that they were stopping on the runway. The tower asked “why”, and they replied “there’s a

Some of you may die but eggs were too expensive. Sorry.

Declining sales in China for all non-domestic manufacturers shouldn’t be surprising any of them. But big corporations love shortsightedness and then feigning surprise when the inevitable happens. China announced their MIC 2025 (Made In China 2025) policy back in the early 2010’s. They got a lot of pushback from the US

I honestly expected this. I’m a little sad about the situation and have been talking to some of my trans friends about their worried as they’re more than likely going to have legislation passed that will restrict their rights. I’ve also talked with of my female cousins and one of my best friends about their abortion

More like 50 once he replaces Thomas & Alito.

We’re all so fucked. I can’t believe we have to deal with 4 more years of this bullshit.

Retro designs of 20 years ago? But the New Beetle, the new MINI, the T-Bird, the PT Cruiser, the 5th Gen Mustang... they all came out in... [checks notes]... crap. I’m old.

Personally I’m all for this sort of adventurous design directions in trucks. Cars, both sedans and coupes, among whatever further sub-genres you can lump cars into, have had relative luxury of going in virtually any design direction people are willing to buy. Trucks on the other hand have an “expected” look about

It means “we suck less than we did last quarter, but we still missed our goals”

Shut up.

Was this a member of government or a professional hockey player?

I was over supercars as soon as I got seriously dating and had to take the posters down.