will he get probation and luxury rehab as well?

As somebody with experience in this situation, let me just make this easy.

Worth remembering: Lloyd Dobbler DOESN'T end up with Diane...

There's a difference between asking someone out in person that you've talked to before, and another entirely when you have never said word one, have no idea who she is as a person and then had to stalk via Facebook to get her contact info.

​Ask Dr. Nerdlove: How Do I Ask Out The GameStop Girl?

Any fan who thought the large beer was a better deal and shelled out $7 for the 20 oz. beer instead of paying $8 for two 16 oz. deserves what they got.

I'm an absolute Pixar nut but they've been disappointing over the last few years. Obviously the holy-shit streak of Ratatouille, Wall-E, Up and Toy Story 3 was not going to last forever, but I didn't expect such an abrupt and steep fall.

Many reasons:
1. Their emphasis on story and character development first over visuals
2. Stories that aren't tied into real world passing pop culture fads, more timeless themes
3. Humor that isn't tied too closely to passing pop culture fads and references
4. Creative minds ALSO the ones in charge of the studio (at least…

We've featured speed reading tips and apps over the years, and we understand this is, in a lot of ways, contradictory to those. Originally, this started out as a "complete guide to speed reading," and in researching it, we discovered that the answer was different than we thought. As such, we've updated our old posts…

No, that crack was too easy.

Didn't you mean "for posteriors' sake"?

Look, I can't stand hipsters as much as the next metalhead. But this is brilliant marketing. You see, around 10 years ago when the modern variant of the hipster first came to be, these creatures were all frugal, bike-loving types. However, in the last 5 years, young urban professionals started mimicking them and…

Avoid patterns

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Bacon & Spice Doughnut with Maple Glaze

If I have to read a 64 page document on why I need to buy a car I already know I don't want to buy that car.