Turntabraham_Lincoln
Turntabraham_Lincoln
Turntabraham_Lincoln

"No shit?"

At a dinner party...

Heh, yeah. I write stories. Lousy ones, but whatever. I always figured that if I did decide to publish them or post them online or whatever, and I managed to get readers, I wouldn't want the copyright to stay in my family forever. What if my nonexistent readers had some cool ideas for expanding on the world or the

I too love the taste of infinity in the morning.

...and a box of Oreos.

Too late, Sharknado (Sherlocknado?) class productions have already hit.

These are the canonical Holmes short stories that are NOT in the Public Domain:

I could easily see Bearded!Alladin as a villain in an alternative take. A thief tries to steal a kingdom by seducing the naive princess of the sultan, and only the noble wizard Jafar and wise-cracking parrot can foil his plans.

Of course, this conversation wouldn't be complete without...

The added beard takes Phillip from kinda feminine looking to definitely a woman, which is a curious effect.

Paging Andrew Sullivan, Andrew Sullivan please pick up the courtesy phone...

Did someone say Disney men with beards?