And...

Putting aside that Sir Christopher Muthafuckin' Lee was goddamned Dracula, he . . .

Immigrants! That's how they do, you know. Just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.

900 years old and saved the universe more times than anyone can count, using nothing but his wits, and a power tool.

Can't believe no-one has said Bill Adama yet.

Half of the recurring Discworld protagonist probably apply. Mustrum Ridcully, Granny Weatherwax, Death, etc...

'The bible is a little less clear on the matter of kneecaps'.

Sorry, geeks, but this is the man right here:

Uncle Iroh. With King Bumi a close second.

"Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname The Dragon of the West?"

Cohen the Barbarian from Discworld.

He was in his 80s

More doomsday devices than you could ever need. What's more badass than a mad scientist with a collection of doomsday devices?

I expect to see lots of Gandalf, Doctor Who and this guy:

Yoda still being a badass in Return of the Jedi.

I could post anything of Jean-Luc Picard, but I'll stick with this.

You don't get much more senior or bad ass than Gandalf!

How many people had those names at that time is what I want to know.

Not to be confused with Oswalt Ripening (pictured)