And definitely not your Galactica! We don't need no internet! Not even in the future-past!

Tattoos. You get yourself a nice skull & crossbones tattoo, somebody hacks it, and you wake up in the morning to find it's been converted into an ad for McRibs.

Upper Class Twit of the year, 3,500 BC competition.

A typical breakfast:

neolithic spam, neolithic spam, neolithic spam, wild boar bacon, eggs, neolithic spam

That just sounds unpleasant.

Geology: fucking rocks.

Science fucking rocks.

We know this based on the famous cave paintings called, "Upcave, Downcave."

Has China claimed it as their own territory yet?

will parachutes and space suits be provided for those who want to get back down to terra firma in 4 minutes?

No, it doesn't work that way at all. People who don't follow the study methodology ("drop out") invalidate the selection methodology ( if they drop out in sufficient numbers - and more than 50% is MORE than sufficient numbers ) because they de-randomize the cohort.

DrEmilio basically covered it, but here are my tips and tricks:

Eh... I'm just going to take out my cell phone and shamelessly aim it at anyone using google glass and start snapping pictures.

I don't eat fast food, so I don't really know what it costs these days but a loaf of bread, a pound of turkey or ham and a half pound of cheese from the deli will cost about $10 or $12 and lunch is covered for the week. Fruits and vegetables are not really all that expensive unless you go to a store that sells image…

For my mix, I use about 13 ingredients:
4 oz chicken, 4 oz salmon, 4 oz scallops
1 cup cauliflower, 1 cup broccoli, 1-1/2 medium-sized carrots, 1 cup mushrooms, 1-1/2 oz spinach, 7 oz soybeans (edamame)
1 oz almonds, 2 oz peanuts, 1/2 cup brown rice and about a cup of chicken broth.

Well in that case save the money you're spending on the multivitamins and buy a bag of lovely delicious heroins.

Actually, dry pill form vitamins have longer shelf life than liquids. Lyophilized chemicals can pretty much last forever. On the other hand, water is very good at degrading molecules (which is why most drugs are stored as dry powers and mixed into liquids only when needed).

All of the extra goes down the toilet, though. OR can accumulate in fatty cells and do harm, like Vitamin A and E

I'm no expert but I think Plan B is: die a little earlier than if you followed Plan A...