You know what they say, appeirances can be deceiving.

Wtf is a book?

Well, it could have been worse. She could have been carrying a hand grenade, or the pier could have been a hand grenade.

Her latest status update:

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson today. Never give in to pier pressure.

You are mistaken.

Step 2: divorce. Your spouse probably deserves someone who respects him/her a bit more than you do.

Logic trap.

^_^

I'd expand this to do not ever go to HR with an interpersonal problem. Think of the worst possible way things could turn out for you - that's how it'll probably go.

If you don't know who the dumb co-worker in the office is... Sorry.

"Don't worry, there isn't any Terminator-style nakedness."

Deal Breaker.

equating Feminism to Nazism says otherwise

FatFingers, linked in the article above, is a web app for the same thing.

Is there a web site that does something like this, versus a phone app?

You shasta be kidding me! We were just getting started...

Hey, man. That's Josta the free market at work.

That surge pricing must have been a real jolt to customers...

Mysterious barges surrounding the country, metal death horses, fiber optic landline connections...