Bring it on.

Actively looking for your "ideal" is a dangerous way to begin a relationship since the person you've dreamed up probably doesn't exist. Make some friends with similar interests and eventually "you'll meet someone who has a secret special skill and you can eat pizza ice cream together".

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

The samples with him seem great, though I worry they're blowing a huge chunk of their budget on him.

Ceci n'est pas une Xbox un.

This feels like it belongs here:

Hard to believe someone dumb enough to knock a girl up at 15 would also be stupid enough to be bamboozled on the internet!

you see back in 1962 there was this thing called newspapers that were like blogs but they were printed on paper and people had to read them by purchasing a

WTF is a newspaperman?

Please... When they said writers they were thinking about this.

I dunno. You tell me:

I'm a comfortably straight male, and I still might hesitate to resist.

This is decidedly the Japanese way of doing things, really.

Ghostbusters?

At least we know who she'll call with her one phone call?

I'd rather just have sex at dawn, thanks.

Oh, the articles that get into evo psych are always my faves for comments.

No one hates evolutionary psychology when it says something they agree with.