I usually go with "Bitch, we done!"

I find the best approach is to just tell the person, "Hey, it's been great talking to you (meeting you / catching up with you)! I'm going to go mingle a bit (say hi to some people)." That way you don't have to come up with some sneaky excuse (which will usually be obvious anyway). Instead of giving the impression that…

I blame Bill for this convention

Breasts have evolved over time. Back in the Roman age they were made of Jello. This is historically accurate.

Amazon calls police, gives last known location.

Stealing will still be illegal, and it would be rather easy for police to find you if you shot one of these.

The plan is proceeding nicely.

As God as my Witness.....

Reminds me of that shooter who quoted from Rage. (Not the game Rage, the Stephen King novel Rage, the one about the teen who shoots up his high school.) I don't think the book or game can be blamed for the crime—there are too many factors involved in a shooting—but maybe someone who's already planning something…

You'll forever regret admitting that

You suggested less guns. You're in for at least a half dozen responses about how guns make for a safer society. Some of them will even include graphs and pie charts with anecdotal evidence. All of them will be dumb.

More and better healthcare, especially for mental health, less guns. It's a very simple step in the right direction, yet nobody is taking it.

notice how almost every comment here is directed at pharmaceutical companies' thin privilege, the inadequacy of the BMI index, and the stigma of being obese....rather than considering the fact that being overweight makes most applications of modern medicine more difficult. It's almost as if there were concrete health…

Cool! Now, can you show us how to shoot the top off a bottle of champagne with a gun like John Steed in the intro to The Avengers, please?

I hear 10 minutes is pretty good. . .

I can hold my breath for 10 Minutes