Right, but what about the guys from Top Gear?

Alternative ideas:

Personally, this is my favorite everyday math shortcut:

A Triple-Plus, list perfectly underexplained, would read again.

I heard some casino magnate out in California blocked it for some reason? He seemed like kind of a sketchy dude, though – I read somewhere he might've killed his wife's first husband and made all his money through questionable insider sports bets.

Sounds like the perfect solution to me. Heck, if you can get enough fuel and air up there, and you've got enough delta-v to push the mass, you could link up two or three of these suckers into a dang space train. And then maybe we save weight on Orion launches by resupplying the parked modules in smaller, unmanned…

Jaywalking is a made-up crime, invented to shift the blame in automobile fatalities from drivers to pedestrians:

Yes, but the job is Parisian duct cleaning.

Sorry, dude. I've got male friends and female friends who are on OkC, and I talk to them about it frequently. The women get lots of creepy messages, the men get few or none. Men on dating sites are overwhelmingly creepier and more mockable, just based on how they behave.

Do you really want to be working for someone who can't even spell the job title right? Sounds like a recipe for misery and disaster, my friend.

Liz Lemon thinks they are, and that's good enough for me.

Huh. When I'm done talking to someone, I simply announce, as loud as possible, "THIS CONVERSATION IS DONE AND I'M LEAVING NOW." It seems to work - I've never had a second conversation with anyone.

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You're talking about this, right? There were no arrests made and no police involved – just a few overreacting school officials. Not sure what point you're trying to make here.

I wouldn't want somebody who can't separate fiction from reality reading Catcher in the Rye either.

1) Yup, the government wants to take your guns because they know that, when they send in the National Guard to round up all the dissenters, the only thing standing in their way will be a few dozen rednecks with hunting rifles. The next American Revolution is coming, brother - start bottling your urine!

I'd hate for you to be a conspiracy theorist, too. We're talking about a national tragedy - do you really think police investigators are focused on making a mainstream hobby look evil or do you think they might have bigger fish to fry? (Hint: it's the second one.)

Are you seriously suggesting that police investigators maliciously fabricated a list of videogames owned by a mass murderer for the sole purpose of making the gaming community look bad? Because that's kind of what it sounds like you're suggesting.