I believe you meant: WHO'S LAUGHING MAO?

It's also possible that this was not a suicide, but a hit staged by a rival:

At least it didn't have a cat on it.

At least you're not trying to be awful.

The two ugliest humans ever aren't hurting anybody by sleeping with each other. Unlike you, who are bashing people's private lives in a public space.

And presumably you're then grossed out by the thought of this straight couple having sex, and you need to go tell everyone that these strangers are disgusting in a public forum, yes?

As long as you're an equal-opportunity perv.

I love that this is real. I love it so much.

So whenever you see a straight couple on the street, you automatically imagine them having sex too, right? And whenever someone mentions their boyfriend or girlfriend in casual conversation, you immediately imagine that person in their bedroom fucking? And presumably, whenever you're served a bacon sandwich an image…

Third-wave feminism means everyone gets to be free from gender-role bullshit. Yaay! Any party in any relationship can take the initiative.

This assumes that all political/social positions are equal and equally valid. They are not.

Aw, yay, The Internet! You did it right for once.

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