Sorry, dude. I've got male friends and female friends who are on OkC, and I talk to them about it frequently. The women get lots of creepy messages, the men get few or none. Men on dating sites are overwhelmingly creepier and more mockable, just based on how they behave.

Haha, oh, Dow Chemical Company, you little rascals - that's not how language works!

*Begin troll*

Translation: Nearly 1% of young women who became pregnant in a recent US study did not want their parents to know who the father was, or that they were sexually active.

Wait just a dang second... Did you just post a headline suggesting reverse psychology doesn't work, thereby getting us to read an article suggesting that it does work!?

I can't decide which is more adorable: that you think just writing something makes it factual, or that the only sources you cite are your own writings.

No, I'm not assuming that at all. The scarf is pricier than the t-shirt, but it also costs more to make – it uses more expensive raw materials, more expensive production expertise, and possibly custom or retooled machinery. This means you can't mark it up as much as a t-shirt. Here's the math:

No no no no no no no. Stop buying gold electronics. Stop it.

Do you really want to be working for someone who can't even spell the job title right? Sounds like a recipe for misery and disaster, my friend.

Since the end of the Cold War, Congress only cares about socialism if the Democrats are doing it.

Sort of the moon version of this:

I want to read this book! You don't need a bunch of white dudes in suits to tell you what's good and what's not. Circumvent those ignorant assholes and self-publish online. Please :)

So here's a sort of interesting secret about licensed merchandise: the people who make it don't care that much about hardcore fans. "Real" fans of a property are a niche market - it's great if you can sell them something like the Who scarf, but they're not going to make you all that much money. The real money is in…

I came here for this. Thanks!

Hmmm...

Right, but what if the UFO is carrying a "UFO Detector" Detector?

Are they... are they still doing that?

Yes to all of this. Super-yes.