Liz Lemon thinks they are, and that's good enough for me.

Huh. When I'm done talking to someone, I simply announce, as loud as possible, "THIS CONVERSATION IS DONE AND I'M LEAVING NOW." It seems to work - I've never had a second conversation with anyone.

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You're talking about this, right? There were no arrests made and no police involved – just a few overreacting school officials. Not sure what point you're trying to make here.

I wouldn't want somebody who can't separate fiction from reality reading Catcher in the Rye either.

1) Yup, the government wants to take your guns because they know that, when they send in the National Guard to round up all the dissenters, the only thing standing in their way will be a few dozen rednecks with hunting rifles. The next American Revolution is coming, brother - start bottling your urine!

I'd hate for you to be a conspiracy theorist, too. We're talking about a national tragedy - do you really think police investigators are focused on making a mainstream hobby look evil or do you think they might have bigger fish to fry? (Hint: it's the second one.)

Are you seriously suggesting that police investigators maliciously fabricated a list of videogames owned by a mass murderer for the sole purpose of making the gaming community look bad? Because that's kind of what it sounds like you're suggesting.

I believe you meant: WHO'S LAUGHING MAO?

It's also possible that this was not a suicide, but a hit staged by a rival:

At least it didn't have a cat on it.

At least you're not trying to be awful.

The two ugliest humans ever aren't hurting anybody by sleeping with each other. Unlike you, who are bashing people's private lives in a public space.

And presumably you're then grossed out by the thought of this straight couple having sex, and you need to go tell everyone that these strangers are disgusting in a public forum, yes?

As long as you're an equal-opportunity perv.

I love that this is real. I love it so much.

So whenever you see a straight couple on the street, you automatically imagine them having sex too, right? And whenever someone mentions their boyfriend or girlfriend in casual conversation, you immediately imagine that person in their bedroom fucking? And presumably, whenever you're served a bacon sandwich an image…

Third-wave feminism means everyone gets to be free from gender-role bullshit. Yaay! Any party in any relationship can take the initiative.

This assumes that all political/social positions are equal and equally valid. They are not.

Aw, yay, The Internet! You did it right for once.