What the fuck is wrong with some people? Who really goes out their way to do something like this on purpose? I mean c'mon people , get your shit together and get a life.

You should stop finding your stories on the Letsrun message boards.

Uh, pretty sure the average student's IQ has nothing to do with this, bud.

Sounds like a real fancy church trip. How many staving kids does it take to fuel up a Lear these days?

If my Ph.D. has taught me anything of value and practical use, it's that hierarchical rankings of this type are highly subjective and open to infinite critique and deconstruction. To be sure, what is an ordinal list if not a descending tally of one person's whims and wants? Why not stretch the list back to our…

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Im sorry but I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how people die from sitting in cars...

...or it was just one dude telling a younger dude to stop doing dumb shit. Good effort though.

Cancelling escrow does give you more control, but I'd argue that it doesn't actually save you any meaningful amount of money. You get to keep your money in your own savings account until the insurance/tax bill is due, but with savings accounts paying <1%, you'll probably save less than $5 a year. It's not like you can…

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

Hamilton obviously had a great race, but the real credit should go to her coach-Kip Litton.

I'm much more upset with this sentence than any aspect of the runner's alleged cheating...

Yeah and that's not body snark. Beautiful woman. But that is not a body that runs that fast.

That was an amazing humble brag. lol.

No need to look at past results, just look at the lack of definition in her legs:

Spend the $25 to get an actual photo of her from MarathonFoto. This is her in a Baltimore Running Festival race last year:

You forgot our annual Veteran's day prayer: "Goddammit why is the post office closed I did not just waste my entire lunch hour driving to a closed post office nobody told me it was veterans' day I'm gonna punch a goddamn veteran in the face."

Honestly I think you're the bigger asshole here. If all the kid wrote was that his facial hair was atrocious, you jumped down his throat for making a factual statement. That facial hair was bad in the 1970s and its revival is not to be celebrated.

This does not explain Stevie looking through the viewfinder of a camera.