Hey! I found your photo! It was just wandering around out in the middle of The Information Superhighway! I'm just glad I could return it to you.

This...and thank you for being one of the people who understands this.

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Thanks for the nod to the falcon...i can neither confirm nor deny the time we were flying from mobile to Houston for BBQ on a routine training mission and high above the Gulf of Mexico the pilot gently tilted the airfare towards the ocean and we got to become weightless and float about in that somewhat cramped…

There's always a clause, but whether or not it legally holds up is another story.

Anyone that uses the word "investment" when it comes to purchasing a car, I immediately write off as completely clueless.

Is that eyeliner?

Totally looks like he is wearing eye liner.

Because some of us look at his past record, not this miserable season. He's not being feted for his performance this year, but for his lifetime achievements. Enjoy your Yankees hatred, he'll be gone next year and you'll have to find another player to dis. Five rings says he's still pretty great.

Bravo. Tim is a good writer, but not a happy person. It's sad to see someone sabotage himself in public.

If all this is so, though—and it is—it shouldn't be lost anyone that this advertisement for Gatorade-branded products does express a very real and basic truth about Derek Jeter... For 20 years, and all the way on through to the last days of his career, he chose to communicate with the ordinary people to whom he could…

Not the first time a Leon has felt conflicted over his boner.

That can't actually be his attorney right? He looks like a fucking caricature of an attorney! And Diamondstein doesn't even sound like a real name. The name sounds like whoever came up with this character was just going for maximum jewishness. It was going to be Goldstein but they took it a step further. This…

Maybe the car is a pilot car for oversize loads and the oversize load sign mounts onto the frame.

Dick Butt had a 55-year massage career. I don't have a joke.

I don't think I like you very much.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

That's Lester

Zaina Atyani:[knocked out by horse]

This is not what they mean when they talk about working your way up through the minors.