Does Jalopnik share writers with Jezebel now?

Exactly! The real headline is that one salesman accounted for over $165 million in sales for FCA.

You don’t even need to go through all of that trouble. Just download the Vaccination Record Card pdf from any number of government health authorities. It’s not a secure document and was never intended to be one. You can probably bulk order a stack of the cards from the Government Publishing Office.

Anyone else get the sense that this is Founders' A.J. Daulerio moment, where one smartass manager ends up causing a lot of uninvolved folks their livelihoods? Founders can probably weather this and not shut completely down, but they've lost quite a bit of business and folks in the Detroit taproom are already losing…

A few things are worth keeping in mind on this one. First, the Indiana AG is a notorious fame-seeker, which turned many in his own party against him. Second, and more important, the AG’s office in Indiana doesn’t have criminal prosecution authority. The Indiana AG could refer a matter to the State Police for criminal i…

Not necessarily. AA (and probably all other airlines) uses an internal customer scoring system. Your score in that system determines to what extent their CS personnel will make exceptions to rules or compensate you due to service failures. It is much easier and painless for everyone involved to do the bare minimum and …

18-19 wasn’t a particularly young age to be married at for someone born in 1938. In 1960, the median age of women marrying for the first time was just 20.

A country that didn’t elect Donnie Trump, apparently.

Irish Catholic? Dude is Jewish.

I’m very impressed.

I guess I’m the only weirdo in the universe who sleeps on top of the top sheet. I sleep naked, so sleeping on top of the top sheet means I only need to wash it to have fresh bedding.

DC’s Chinatown is the Panda Express of American Chinatowns.

Agency that enforces intellectual property laws wants to ensure compliance with said IP laws.

Pretty damn cool of the Cavs to honor GG Allin like that though.

It is amazing how receptive people are to that, even on more relationship-oriented apps like Bumble. I was recently in a small college town for a month and had a great time with several women, a couple of whom I’ve developed friendships with. Each time I opened with the disclaimer that I was only in town for the month…

Because you were one of the ones whose job didn’t disappear.

Yet people fly Southwest from Long Island to Florida and the Caribbean every day.

Negative. These types of vehicles are normally driven by revenue enhancement officers. Cops who need unmarked cars for safety and concealment drive cars that aren’t the same make and model as police vehicles. There is no legitimate reason for patrol officers to be in unmarked cars.

Fuckin’ snowflakes in need of a safe space.

10:35 P.M.: “Kiss this motherfucker, tongue and all.”