I think the ER doctors of the US are thrilled about this development.  Less things to have to remove from butts.

What the techno-utopians who comment on articles like this fail to realize is that they’re considering AI art generators as a neutral tool that has somehow materialized out of thin air. Considered in isolation, it is a promising instrument - but the reality is that such technology is developed and wielded by…

That’s not entirely true. As it stands, yes, you could “generate” art by throwing a salad of words into any present AI art service, and 15 seconds later, publish that piece of art. And yes, that leaves you wanting when you examine this particular piece, more often than not.

I don’t think her (or any) human face is shaped to make a comfortable butt plug.

I just spit water out of my mouth laughing. You’re an amazing terrible person.

That makes so much sense. Her head is up everyone’s ass anyway.

As someone with dysgraphia (I cannot write with a pen, or draw/paint for more than 5 minutes at a time without getting crippling pain in my hands), I have struggled my entire life with the desire to draw and create art, and being unable to actually learn it as a skill. The last few months has been a revelation for me,…

The perfect MAGAT xmas present for someone who pretends to be Christian but has no concept of Christian principles.

I mean, for as long as I can remember you’ve been able to buy “massagers” at drug stores, and probably places like Target. I think I have a memory of noticing something that I suspected was a butt plug at a drug store (it might have had a name like “Buzzy Butt” which would have been a big clue!), so maybe!

I had to go to the Rite Aid for Plan B a few months back. Just one of those things that happened. When I got home, Mrs. F. asked if I was embarrassed to buy it at the store we go to all the time.

If anyone had a boner after getting past that header pic... there’s no sympathy!

toyota: you didn’t buy it so u won’t get the new one that has more of the stuff you said the old one was missing.
everyone else: that makes no sense.

At the grocery store I worked at 20 years ago we occasionally got complaints that condoms were just available on the regular shelf instead of locked away somewhere. Imagine a world where anyone can just go into a store, buy condoms, and have sex almost immediately afterward without anyone else knowing or judging them.

Totally! I was at a Target recently, and there’s a whole line of sex toys that they sell along with the usual sexual health and safe sex stuff. Not locked up or anything, either.

Almost like sex is a totally normal thing that humans love doing!

Sooo, *can* you actually buy a butt plug at Target now? That seems like a pretty big and important point you left out.

I wonder how long it will be until someone starts creating butt plugs in the likeness of MTG’s ghoulish face. I’ll best it’s less than a week and they’re on the market in at least prototype form. 

As much as I thought it was neat-looking for a crossover, there’s nothing compelling me to buy one of these over a Corolla Cross (and that thing is, for lack of a better word, a drivable refrigerator).

At that point I’m getting the HR-V. At least if I swap the badges I can tell people at Marshalls and Planet Fitness…

They should make it a hybrid and sell it as the Prius Cross.

“ That’s more than I make in a month working 40+ hours a week doing a “real” job.”

Agreed. The artist says “weeks of work”, but that is exactly what the average person has to do for that same money.