Hmm. How about finding someone you like, date, get married, and try that reproduction thing nobody seems to care about in Japan anymore? If procreation is successful, there is a 50% chance the baby will become a Japanese schoolgirl. If not, try again. Wait... maybe just keep trying regardless and do your part to…

Tesla should have agreements with the parking lot owners, if it is private property, to tow non-electric cars from those spots. Post some signage, encourage all EV users to text a photo of the offending cars to Tesla, and Tesla then sends in a towing company to round up some quick cash for the towers. There’s no need…

Jason, your haircut disturbs me. Then again, only a dirty, greasy hippie would dare drive in that car. Cut that sh!t off. Thank god you survived the Hoffman so I could criticize your ‘do.

Let’s see... nip guards are kinda pricey. I use the band-aids with the duct tape backing for runs where I need to make sure they stay on, or this padded tape for just in case. Regular band-aids don’t adhere on the sides of the pad, so it’s real easy for it to catch on your top and get pulled off while you run. You…

Maybe sprinkle some caltrops or drive some nails through a thin board and place it right at the bottom of the driveway. Sure, they have the money to get new tires, but that will stop the happy fun time for a while. Super-soakers filled with brake fluid? Hmm...

Be well, John Spartan! (Demolition Man)

But... But... I want a kei car replica!

Yah, I tend to be sarcastic. Been known to fake drooling while looking at someone’s puppy until I get yelled at. Or babies. Plump and juicy.

Yesssss, using a stereotype intentionally worked!

Let’s say Fudan University wanted to make some promotional materials for its anniversary. Submitter A comes up with a really awesome idea for a video, hoping the decision-makers don’t notice that it’s completely cribbed from previous effort. Gets approved. Submitter B does the same for the ‘cool looking logo’…

Are you sure that’s a Bentley? It looks like something the Chinese would design...

Looking at this, I wonder why they just buy F-35C jets, put an arresting wire system on their short little runways, and fit them with RATO packs for takeoff.

My Forester lacks modern conveniences like an AUX port to plug in the Bluetooth kit. *facepalm*

My Forester lacks modern conveniences like an AUX port to plug in the Bluetooth kit. *facepalm*

It’s not that retarded... but it is driven by a retarded tanker who doesn’t know the meaning of hull-down.

That tan one looks like it's all ready to be pointed towards Poland and let loose...

Mr. T = awesome

Except... nobody will be casting a vote for Obama ever again. Off to the semi-retirement farm with him in 2017.

Roy Wort is a master of disguise. I'm amazed at what he does to feed his dragoning addiction. All of those violated cars...

Mmmmm. FOD-a-licious. Engines love eating rocks.

Listen, chucklehead, all the meatwagon drivers I know are absolutely terrified with the amount of suck inherent in ambulance driving performance. There's a difference between driving rapidly with lights and sirens and putting the pedal down to the floor. In the latter, the ambulance crew has a good idea that the…