mmmmMMMmm. Moose meat.

The centerline of the road is painted white. It looks like a two-way road. Doesn't happen in Canuckistan.

Don't cross the white centerline? This would also place the shot in Europe, rather than Canada (where the van could exist)

I use hockey pucks on the jack while raising my car. A slotted one for pinch welds, and a flat one when I am jacking up an entire end of the car by the rear diff/front crossmember. The puck compresses a bit and spreads out the pressure on the contact points.

Sometimes I wish I could blend my enemies. That would make life soooooooo much easier.
Oh wait, did I just say that? Darn internal monologue malfunctioning!

I hate the Foreman grills without the removable grill plates. So inconvenient to clean T_T

Are you using the camera while changing lanes on the highway? And a high beltline does not mean safety... it just gives the feeling of safety. You can build a vehicle with a large greenhouse and high rollover/side impact protection (example, Subaru).

The V8 is an effing truck engine, and the V6 probably should have been put out to pasture ages ago. The VQ series started 20 years ago. I shouldn't talk... My Subaru's EJ255 is an archaic tractor engine. Which has a coolant leak that needs fixing.

1st and 2nd-generation Foresters (1998-2008) can be set up for decent sleeping. You take the headrests off all the seats, push the front seats all the way forward, then fold/recline all seats. It was designed so the tops of the front and back seats would line up when folded and reclined. I shove my things (tool box,…

And then... There was no TP to be found.

The current crop of BMW machines...

Lucky bastards... The Forester has one of those mythical low range transfer cases. I thought only Aussies got them. I don't think it has airbags, though.

I find the hardest part is trying to clean whatever spout the bottle has. I could probably drop the offending pieces into a container of water, then do the denture tablet, right?

*raises hand* If I was a country in conflict, and these things were known to exist, I might be nervous enough to shoot a 747 out of the sky. Unfortunately, it was one with people. Oops.

Ninja Warrior and Viking are very different than stuff like MXC and Wipeout. I feel that the first group, people train hard and it is a celebration of the challenge and their athleticism. The cheesy, silly ones are just to torment the competitors.

Nope. Two words: Darien Gap. Must put car on a ship in Panama and transport it to Colombia.

Yes, any car factory that uses POW/slave labor is at the top of the list. Unless the cars themselves used human body parts in the manufacturing. Cars built with cruelty.

Could you stuff Otto in the trunk and the stroller in the tiny back seats? I think that is manageable.

Here is the lair of Lucas, Prince of Darkness.

If you keep rebuilding a car, eventually you run into the 'Ship of Theseus' paradox. If every part has been replaced over time, is it still the same car?