@layabout: I reeeeealy would like a Speed Triple, but I've heard Triumphs are not built for tall people like me (6'3"). I do miss my GS500E, that was a great bike for tinkering!

@Deartháir: There has to be some reason there are smug alerts around cities like SF... Prii owners gathering together, emitting more smug than a single driver alone...

@fodder650: They did review the Evo IX FQ-whatever, and basically said the car was unusable. I think it was a combination of a touchy clutch and the big turbo spooling, making the car stall under everyday driving conditions.

@jip1080: I like it! An extra ration of black bread and vodka for you, Comrade!

@dwegmull: ummm, why would Chevy want to replace one of the more promising cars it has in its stable?

Can I have a Hilux instead? Little pickup trucks are great... Hopefully the revolution will come and the roads will be populated with kei-trucks!

Old school mechanical reel mower.

@nick2ny: See, you gotta divide up the BMW douchebags into two groups. The ones who buy the M3 or 335i because they can, and the ones that buy the entry level 328i just so they can say they have a BMW. Each are obnoxious in their own special way.

Remove the oil cap, run the engine at WOT while dropping random items into the engine.

@Van Sarockin: Agreed. Put some Pony Express into that testing program. Have a fresh driver swap every 300 miles!

They should have a <900 cc Kei Car class in the US. That should make up for the addition of 10 extra airbags for safety!

Sweet, a real Land Rover, not the turds they love to sell here in the US.

Maybe it's a 305 with some interesting dremel-ectomy going on with the pistons in order to bump up that displacement!

I give the entire production a 'meh'. Seen better hoonage clips in previous episodes of 'Hoon of the Day'. They should have added a stuffed sheep for bonus chuckles.

Even if your date was impressed with the H1, there's a huge design flaw which would prevent any sort of hanky-panky from happening. Due to the monstrosity of the driveline hump intruding into the cabin, you're sitting 3 feet away from your partner. No touching, kissing, or getting some road head...

Needs a parking brake. First thing I thought of was shopping carts rolling on slight inclines through parking lots.

Oh hi, GM Marketing department here. Since we didn't like 'El Camino', and our number crunchers seem to lack the skills to tally the votes of other names, we are reverting to our Alphanumeric model name system, calling this product the G8 ST, with optional GT and GTP packages. We think alphanumeric names are the…

@Labcoatguy: First thing I noticed was the old Murano front and tail lights. If you're gonna do something, do it right!

The Daily Mail article confuses me at this early hour. Supposedly he had gotten himself pretty deep in debt as well. The guy kills himself, and because they are separated, not divorced, now she assumes all that bad debt. Oh, and just to spite her, he canceled the life insurance policy that would have paid out to the…

@alowishus: The Batmobile turns by using brakes on the rear wheels. To turn left, brakes are applied to the left rear wheel.