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The modern update of Deadwood focused a bit too much on local zoning issues for my tastes.

Dude, it's the internet. Hindsight and introspection have no place here. I WANT GRAZIANO'S ASS AT PIMLICO DOWNS YESTERDAY!

But can you say that Rick Reilly had this prediction first on Twitter?

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This segment is enough Marshawn to last forever

..."Where is my weed?" and "I want to get in the end zone; throw me the football!"

The incident report for the hospitalization is a matter of public record, but the medical details are HIPAA-protected, and as such only available on a need-to-know basis on the patient's authorization.

"And that's why this off-season, I'll be taking my talents to Shutter Island."

Michael Lombardi: Get me Titus Young's agent on the phone! Stat!

I kind of feel like Chris Kluwe's "activism" stopped being about the actual cause and started being more about Chris Kluwe a little bit ago.

Brian Fantana, not Fontana.

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Modern comedy is mexican food: the same ingredients rearranged. Dinner for Schmucks, Knocked Up, 21 Jump Street, This is 40, Hangover, Bridesmaids, The Other Guys, Role Models, I Love You Man, Our Idiot Brother.

True to form, Nate is unhappy when anyone else is shooting.

Previously, it was another dirty "S" word that was causing problems at ESPN.

Robinson Cano has 99 problems and Jay-Z is all of them

Michael Jordan wearing Air Jordan shirts is almost as bad as Brett Favre wearing his number in the wranglers ads.