TurdBurdglar
TurdBurglar
TurdBurdglar

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Not seeing a promo code or any special instructions when I go to the checkout at Starbucks. Any tips?

Wonder if Moffitt ran into any of these colors characters earlier in the day.

Would you be able to substitute fresh squeezed lemon for the lemon juice that comes in a container that looks like a lemon?

5. Austin River (-1.84)

This has always been my impression.

This is like a coordinated, skinnier, non-weed smoking Joakim Noah.

Sweet Sonics tattoo @ 1:42 in the video—now the Seahawks are going to leave for Tulsa.

NOOOO!!!!!

As Nate Robinson always says "Heart Over Height"

No-Limit

Screw Tannehill, bring on MJ. He's already adored in the Miami sports culture.

Minnesota for the most part is surrounded by +.500 teams being +7 offense & -7 Defense. However, they themselves are 1-7.

"Kentucky would of course go on to win the game 95-72"

"Breaking news—immaturd"

Not saying I could do that, but my expectations based on the title of the article were not met.

My mom is a preschool teacher in the Chicago suburbs. About ten years ago she had Bears QB Jonathan Quinn in her class. One of other students in class told his kid to tell Quinn's kid that Quinn sucks and should stop ruining the Bears. The child relayed the message, after the season Quinn was let go.

Remember when you were in grade school and couldn't wait to go to the movies on the weekend? The only movie I ever walked out of was Rollerball (2002). Didn't have a car to drive away in or even any quarters for Time Crisis. I just couldn't hadn't that POS movie one more minute.

Has Jim Leyland always been 80 years old?

Trent Richardson sucks and everyone knows it. I've been trying to trade him for complete garbage in my fantasy league and he even can be kept as a 4th round pick next year.